you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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