Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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