Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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