i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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