I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
