Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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