32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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