community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Randomize
