Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Dick very happy bro
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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