Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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