I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
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