ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
You don't make any sense
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