Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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