I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Just high enough for therapy.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
