I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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