That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize