It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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