Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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