i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
So vagazzling was a success
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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