it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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