he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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