i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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