I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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