are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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