Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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