you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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