Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
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