talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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