why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I think I won the penis lottery.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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