dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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