? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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