Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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