Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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