Having a random hookup so left but love u
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
So vagazzling was a success
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
