ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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