He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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