Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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