so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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