And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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