I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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