i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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