Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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