Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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