Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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