Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Randomize
