i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
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