THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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