haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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