i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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