Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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