I am puke
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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