Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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